February 2012
Nice guys finish last because they’re fuckers.
– This genius.
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What can never be.
I’ve never felt this way. Not the way I feel about him, but the way I feel when I’m around him. I am just me. All of my bad humor and my babbling and my crazy faces and the odd noises I make. He laughs with me and shakes his head at me and looks me in the eyes when he smiles.
He’s honest with me and I tell him what I’m thinking without guilt or embarrassment.
I would like...
January 2012
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I think I'm being punished for something.
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Mmm, mmm good.
My new roommate and I need to go grocery shopping together (I think it’ll be a really nice bonding experience, y’all!) and she was like, “Don’t be surprised if I’m, like, a total bitch about healthy food. I’m trying to, like, eat way healthier” which is fine because I’m all for fresh produce and meat and, you know, healthier eating.
So I go to the...
So I spent a surprising amount of time with that one guy. A seven-hour conversation, leading into a ten-hour shift, followed by three hours of drinking, concluded with breakfast, a wine tour and a total of about three hours in the car. Grand total: 28 consecutive hours.
And it was a terrific time, honestly. Sure, he’s got problems right now (and I have them always), but at least we know we...
plan of attack: the ex encounter
hellahotmess:
Perfect timing for this. Well said. Good advice. #5 is the hardest, for me. #7 makes a good point.
datebynumbers:
So, going to see your ex, huh? Some people are lucky. The breakup was amiable, people moved on, picket fences/loft apartments for all parties involved. But when you’re going to see someone who broke your heart, someone who lied, cheated, led you on, what have you…...
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Don’t let people make you feel dumb. If someone makes you feel dumb, trim the...
– Nicole James, thatwhitebitch
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I wish nothing but the best for you.
I went out last night in the hopes of running into that guy I have a big crush on. And, while it didn’t go according to plan, it turned into something wonderful.
He left. I called. He picked me up and took me to his apartment. I cuddled into his couch and he into a recliner and we held hands and just talked for a couple of hours. He extended an invitation for me to sleep in his bed, which I...
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Who run the world? Squirrels.
I have a roommate moving in tomorrow morning. I’m having a massive anxiety attack about it, honestly. Lots to do to be “ready” for her to move in, but I’m really quite tired right now.
There’s this guy. In my life. That I have developed a big crush on. But, like, I don’t think it is going to go anywhere. I don’t think it can go anywhere. So I’ma...
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I think the people in the other apartment are smoking cigarettes. Because my apartment smells like cigarettes and I don’t fuckin’ smoke.
Me: Where's Other Dude?
Him: He left. He's probably sucking down clam sauce as we speak.
Me: Eww. Come on, man! Too graphic. I hate boys. All of the boys.
Him: What? You don't like clams?
Me: Huh? No, I like clams. Wait, that wasn't a metaphor?
Him: No! That's what you thought I meant?
Me: Well... Er...
Him: You're sick. Anyone ever tell you that?
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This scene/line mid-swipe in the application of mascara…
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I'm not a saint and I'm not a sinner but...
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December 2011
I get how airplanes work, but also I don't. Like,...
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No, don’t do that. When have any of my family members worked out well for...
– Him on my interest being piqued at mention of his cousin
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It means no worries.
December 29th and I’m looking down the business end of a reprieve. I’ll be spending the next four nights away from my own apartment, housesitting for my manager.
I’ll have the next four nights out of my typical environment with a relaxing fireplace, all the Disney movies I could hope for and two cuddly dogs. I’ll take my art projects with me and maybe even manage to get...
reallykatie:
whydoihaveablog:
I wish we could go back to the time where women on their period were only expected to lay in bed and watch Teen Mom 2 and Breaking Bad in their pajamas until 10 PM, when it’s time to change into new, clean pajamas because you have some standards. Or one. You have one standard.
That was a time, right? That happened sometime in history? Let’s bring it back.
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Those incredible nights of kissing and cuddling that lead nowhere.
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V. good things.
It’s Christmas which is a pretty convenient holiday for this week’s installment of Very Good Things.
Phone calls from Down Under
Lots of pretty presents
Drinking with family
Time off of work
New shoes
Puppy cuddles
Beautiful men
Making art
Movie dates
Big hair
Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday season!
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have...
– Clark W. Griswold is the 99%. (via coketalk)
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Easily one of the hottest guys I’ve ever slept with. Like, when I looked in the mirror in the morning I was like “Damn, girl. You fuckin’ got it.”
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V. good things.
It’s Sunday and I’m remembering this so that’s a start. Very good things will be…
Bonding with coworkers
Magic Hat
People telling me I look younger than I am
Losing three pounds
Leftover food from work
Christmas tree decorating
Board games and booze with family
Free floor lamps
Tequila shots for dayyyzzz