- Me: Where's Other Dude?
- Him: He left. He's probably sucking down clam sauce as we speak.
- Me: Eww. Come on, man! Too graphic. I hate boys. All of the boys.
- Him: What? You don't like clams?
- Me: Huh? No, I like clams. Wait, that wasn't a metaphor?
- Him: No! That's what you thought I meant?
- Me: Well... Er...
- Him: You're sick. Anyone ever tell you that?
Posted on January 7th, 2012 at 7:40 PM
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